So let's get to it. Three dates this week: two one-on-ones and a group date, inevitably leaving some ladies without a date (womp, womp). The first date: a fake winter wonderland. Really?! You're in LA. Enjoy it! You want snow? Fly somewhere! Shocking how much ABC probably spent on piping in this snow instead of jetting off to the mountains in the Northwest. Clare (AKA fake preggers) got this date and of course got a rose. It's too early for JP to send someone home on a one-on-one. Save that for Week 4.
Date Two took place in Salt Lake City, Utah. No offense to my Utah native friends, but really? Utah? Also, whoever thinks running a 5k (albeit a fun one) on a first date is a good idea, when you have no idea if your date even likes to run, is a fool. At least she got a cute light-up running outfit. and a rose.
The group date was a hot mess. Simply the worst. It was like mixing America's Next Top Model with the Bachelor without Tyra or Ms. J. It just didn't work. Cute concept: let's save the puppies and dress up to take photos, but in reality it was just bad. And who asks these ladies to get "naked" (rumor has it they weren't really naked) on the first date in front of the competition? And of course a hot mess of a date has to culminate in a crazy drunk lady leaving the show. Welcome to Brazil!.....more like Welcome to CrazyTown!
Other notables from this episode:
-Apparently you need to watch the Sunday night special or you miss things like date cards
-I've noticed an increase use of the word "adventure" and less use of the word "journey." Someone needs to adjust the rules to the Bachelor Drinking Game
-Lucy has a penchant for going topless. Figures.
-Quote of the Night: "if Juan Pablo is mine, I'm going to straddle him everyday. Because that is what life's about. Straddling people...and things" -Victoria
Until next time, y'all! Happy watching!
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