And so it begins! After Sunday night's tease "first part of the two-part premiere" (I'm looking at you, Chris Harrison. Why do I fall for your tricks every time?), I was amped up for Monday. I mean, it was the coldest day on record in Chicago in over forty years and I just had my first full day back at work--I needed a little entertainment while snuggled beneath my ducky blanket on the couch. And man, did Chris Harrison deliver this time!
We first found Sean Lowe giving JP "tips." Sean, take a tip from JP and be more interesting. You are boring. But no one is complaining about seeing you and JP shirtless so all is forgiven.
Then of course we saw some video bios of a few of the ladies (how are these chosen anyway?). Most were cute and silly, with the outrageous exception of Amy the Masseuse/pornstar. Yikes! I felt like I was watching an adult film yet everyone was clothed. Red flag. We have our first crazy lady.
Move on to the ladies in the limos. Oy, the giggles and squeals make the hair stand up on your neck but might I say my dear friend/co-watcher and I were equally giggly and squeally. JP can work a suit. And so can Chris Harrison. It was just too much.
Our first interesting character was Lauren the pianist/composer. She came in on a bicycle piano. A BICYCLE PIANO. Ladies, she came in playing hardball. Forgot to introduce herself, but hey. You're "piano girl" now. It's basically like being Wonder Woman.
We had some other crazies: barefoot woman (AKA hippie, AKA raincloud), "Certified Dog Lover" (and dog), fishing hook, soccer star, and fake preggers. Not surprisingly, a few of the token crazies stayed. You have to build in a little entertainment, right?
I can't wait to see how this season will turn out now! Sadly, I have class duirng the live show, so I'll be catching up on Tuesdays (whomp, whomp) but I'll be sure to share my thoughts here!
Happy Bachelor-ing!
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