But that all changes (hopefully) now with the new season of The Bach.
Unfortunately, my commentary is not as informed due to the shutdown of Grantland and the Right Reasons Podcast, but I'm hoping my insights will suffice.
The women this year. Ah, the women. Being a feminist and a believer that tearing others down only makes you look small, I'll try my hardest to be nice. Ish. But it's the Bachelor. And we've all got to be real.
First, let's talk Ben Higgins (or more affectionately known as Ben H. from Kaitlyn's season). Ah, Ben H. The outdoorsy, quiet guy from Denver whom everyone (including a co-worker who I promise not to name) loves. He's cute and seems nice, but I don't quite understand all the hubbub. Maybe it's these newlywed rose-colored glasses? I'm sure he's a catch.
We've got some promising leads. Personally, my top five are:
1. Leah
2. Becca
3. Breanne
4. Jessica
5. Olivia
These women are smart, sweet, and seem the most down-to-earth (which I think is what is so charming and appealing about Ben). But they're probably more of a reflection of whom I'd choose to hang with. So we'll see.
Who are the women to watch this season?
The Twins
This is such a trope but not one that will last I think. Meet Emily and Haley I have them staying past round one in my Bachelor Bracket but I don't think they'll survive much longer than that. Also, they each have listed "Twin" as their occupation. I never thought of listing "Only Child" as my occupation but I'm updating my resume as we speak.
The Chicken Enthusiast
Oh dear. Tiara just loves chickens. It's a little concerning. I have feeling her first impression gimmick will be to gift Ben one of her beloved chickens. Or an egg. Maybe we'll even get to see her wrangle one?
The Veterans
Not talking about Jubilee who is an actual veteran. But Becca and Amber--both of Bachelor fame. Amber's a bit tainted with Bachelor in Paradise stank but Becca is still the sweet, fun-loving gal who just hasn't found the right man (BTW she's a virgin but not an Ashley-I-my-identity-is-being-a-virgin). Will Ben be the one for her?
There you have it. I had more elaborate plans for this first post but maybe more after week one. This week I'm busy trying to meal prep for a new cleanse, clean up my Christmas decorations, host book club, and prepare for guests (fellow Bachelor fan, Lisa and her man, Will) who are coming this weekend.
