We met Des's guys. After reading about the 5 guys you don't want to be, you may note that two of them are already gone--am I good, or what? We still have Mikey T, James, and Juan Pablo in the mix. Needless to say, this is going to be an eventful season.
Des got a baby blue Bentley to drive around and we saw her new Bachelorette pad where she'll write, draw, and look longingly over the mountainous scenery pondering Zak W's abs or practice saying Juan Pablo's name without sounding incompetent.
Many of the dudes tried way too hard to make terrible impressions. Let me run down my list of the worst:
Zak W--in his promo he is consistently naked, looking out over the vast desert in which he seems to live. Also, he showed up sans shirt. Des pinned the rose to his pants.
Mike R--a dental STUDENT wore his white lab coat. Errr..Also claimed to be her "McDreamy" for the night. Clever of the producers to give Grey's the shout-out but YOU ARE NOT A DOCTOR
Larry--the REAL doctor tried to twirl and dip Des, ripped her dress, wouldn't let the fact that he ripped her dress go, and got really drunk
#Casey--spoke in #hashtags all night. #nothankyou
Diogo--arrived in a knight costume...knight in shining armor? Des thought otherwise.
And last, but certainly NOT least, we have Jonathan. Oh Jonathan, our hopes for you and your vertical leap were so high! He offers Des the fantasy suite upon arrival, and even after a gentle "not on the first night," continues to rep this room somewhere in the mansion. Totally a producer plant. Jonathan is out the door before the rose ceremony even begins. #WayToGo
Now the second episode wasn't too much to write home about. We see Ben developing into this season's Tierra--the cute kid ruse in episode one is wearing thin. Bryden brings pics of his tragic car accident along to his 1:1 date. He gets a pity rose. Soulja Boy (yeah--that one song) makes an appearance and gets the guys + Des to make a terrible rap video entitled "Right Reasons." Some poor guy has to shake his junk at Des. Some poor guys have to rap. Some poor guys have to dance. Let's be honest--no one wins in this scenario.
So, I leave you with this. A little piece of Episode two. A lot of pieces of dignity lost.
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